* Yes, I am still alive. Thanks for asking.
* Yes, I'm still going to college this fall.
* No, I won't rejoin Shireroth. I don't care who's Kaiser.
* No, I don't really check my email.
* No, I won't give you my current version of CoD2.
* No, I'm not actually still programming CoD2, but I haven't lost hope so I'm not giving out crappy half-done versions.
* No, I probably won't be on AIM like ever again, but you might see me one at random odd hours for no reason.
* Okay, I won't make Warxe a moderator.
* No, I won't make a battle character out of your low-quality paint sketch.
* I didn't have anything to do with it. My internet was down that week.
* I don't have any idea what you're talking about. I was at a friend's house that weekend and totally missed it.
* Yes, I saw Alex's decision It's about time someone banned Raffles. Too bad it wasn't me.
* I'm sorry to hear that.
* I miss talking to you too.
* Thanks for the postcard. I'll try to work it into the background of one of my drawings someday.

I think that about sums it up. See you next month :-P